Hi Everybuddy! My good pal
Dozer asked me to show him my bedroom. Well Dozer... I'd love to show you my bedroom but I can't. I can only show you the bedroom door. Why, you ask? Well it's because a hideous monster lives in the bedroom. A monster with huge fangs and claws. My mom says I'm silly for being afraid of the monster and she went into the bedroom to take a picture of it. (Beware... the following is not for the faint of heart!)

AAAH!!! I tried to warn you!! Run Mommy run! Run for your life!!

Now don't let the monster's furry paw mittens fool you. That's where she conceals her claws of death. Everytime I try to get near the bed she swipes at me and hisses in my face with her tuna breath.

Before my mom came out of the bedroom she took a picture of an Andrew Wyeth print that's hanging over the bed. The name of the painting is DOG ON BED SLEEPING. Well I should be the DOG ON BED SLEEPING. I'll bet Andrew Wyeth's dog didn't have to put up with an evil kitty monster.

When I was a little pup I liked to sleep in my dad's big easy chair.

Now that I'm a big boy I like to sleep on the floor behind the couch. Even though my mom bought me a big comfy bed, I still prefer to sleep on the floor.

Hey Mom... it's really hard to sleep while you're flashing that camera in my face. *SIGH*

Now it's my turn to pass this meme along to some of my friends.
Mason Dixie... a pretty doggie like Mason Dixie must have a pretty bedroom, right?
Bruce the cat... I wonder if he gets to sleep in one of his dad's cool cars?
Norwood... does Mr. Bizerko ever sleep? Enquiring minds want to know!
XOXO Trooper